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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she g
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10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, an
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ILU LOL. 8D
p.s. we must speaketh moar. lawls.
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♥Then he stole her.♥
♥Violet wrists and then her ankles.♥
♥Silent Pain.♥
♥Then he slowly saw their nightmares were his dreams.♥
♥Monster.♥
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♥Then he stole her.♥
♥Violet wrists and then her ankles.♥
♥Silent Pain.♥
♥Then he slowly saw their nightmares were his dreams.♥
♥Monster.♥
*honored*
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♥Then he stole her.♥
♥Violet wrists and then her ankles.♥
♥Silent Pain.♥
♥Then he slowly saw their nightmares were his dreams.♥
♥Monster.♥
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These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as they kiss, consume.
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'Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.' Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ommit the 'til death do us part', I'm necrophilic
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'Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.' Ralph Waldo Emerson
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